funny

I wish I knew who to give the credit to for this one:

 

Who’s the man with no arms and no legs under your car? Jack
Who’s the electrician with no arms and no legs? Sparky
Who’s the guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art
What are the arms and legs hanging on your wall? Pieces of Art
Who’s the guy with no arms and no legs that everyone walks all over? Matt
What do you call a cat with no legs? Dog food
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter. He won’t come when you call him anyway.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming? Bob
Who are the two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window? Curt n’ Rod
What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team? First base
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lives in an envelope? Bill
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lives on the side of a mountain? Cliff
What do you call the same man living at the bottom of the mountain? Rock
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lives in a hole? Phil
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a meat grinder? Chuck
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot on your stove? Stu
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs crawling through dry grass? Russell
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a stage? Mike